Fifty Shade Ah Style & Fuck Chaptah 1: H'Opportunity

                             50 Shade Ah Grey Dem
                             Book 1: 50 Shade Ah Style & Fuck
                             Chaptah 1 Ah Dem: H'Opportunity

It's Friday mawning, Kerisha frantically looks at herself in the mirror as she is ready fi step out ah road as today is har big day. Kerisha Jackson is an assistant to GEO (Gyal Executive H'Officer) Christian Blacka Grey & today is the day she actually gets to meet him for har work H'evaluation & a conference at a new branch due to him having offices around the world.

"Kerisha, gyal H'urry up nuh? Yuh look GOOD & yuh pussy print out. Yuh ah go get di Bloodclot raise, come mek wi lef di H'ouse" shouted her roommate Carlene from the living room as she left to go start up har H'Onda Civic cyar. Carlene got Kerisha this job 3 months ago & was in good spirits for her friend.

Kerisha leaves from infront her bedroom mirror, gathered her bag & leaves the house. They arrive at the fairly new branch 30 minutes early & approach the receptionist.

"Good mawning & welcome to Grey H'Incorporated, mi name Chrissy how may I help yuh?"

"I'm Kerisha Jackson & I'm scheduled for ah  meeting wid di one Mr. Grey."

"Oh yes! Mr. Grey is H'Expecting yuh eh nuh, tek ah one seat over deh suh & him ah go deh H'out shortly"

As Kerisha waits for Mr. Grey, her & Carlene glance & look at the other women walking around, "Dem Gyal Yah Nuh Hotta Dan Yuh Eh Nuh? Dem Gyal Yah Nuh Tek Ah Next Gyal Man Like Yuh Eh Nuh, Dem Gyal Yah Life Nuh Sort H'Out Like Yuh Eh Nuh." Carlene said to Kerisha.

"Yes, my girl. Mi just ready fi meet Mr. Blacka Grey & show him seh mi ah nuh waste Gyal & mi well ready fi fully commit to dah job yah." replied Kerisha

"Hot Gyal back inna style" they both laughed & said simultaneously.

"Mr. Blacka Grey Will See You Now Ms. Kerisha" says Chrissy the receptionist as she points Kerisha to the elevator leading up to Grey's H'office.

"Gwan girl, mi ah go wait fi yuh, go show Mr. Grey Bad Gyal ready fi step up inna life" said Carlene as Kerisha entered the elevator. The elevator delicately played Bob Marley's "Is This Love", as it came to a stop & the doors opened leading Kerisha into a well kept office. Kerisha notices a well dressed yute inna one suit ah look through di window (nuh man fi gaze).

Christian Blacka Grey turned around & approached Kerisha, "Mawning Kerisha, ah mi name Blacka, have ah seat"

"It's a pleasure to finally meet & speak to you in person & not just through web conferences & emails" said Kerisha

Blacka grinned (cause Badman Nuh smile & mi never see ah laughing gun yet in life) then proceeded to walk around his desk, "Yuh know? Mi start this yah business (cause nuh man fi H'ave ah company) 10 years H'ago to help ooman dem Find Love, H'all while strengthening themselves. I har does think of miself as one Hugyalitarian of sorts & your recent contribution dem haven't gone unnoticed."

Kerisha blushes & politely thanks Blacka but is having a hard time keeping her mind clear due to an improper attraction she's already feeling towards him.

"I would like to H'Awfa yuh ah personal position widdin this yah business."

"Is this a promotion?" Asked Kerisha

"How yuh mean? Yeah ah promotion dat, the ting is yuh would travel wid mi to tree (3) different H'office dem ah year if you'd be interested. Your workload woulda basically stay the same but just wid more traveling ah gwan."

Kerisha smiles & is flustered at this point, "Thank you, I appreciate the opportunity but is it possible that I can have some time to think this through further?"

"Of course" said Blacka "Mi haffi head out & start dis yah conference anyway so tek as long as yuh need. Wi ah go chat at a later time zeen? H'enjoy the conference, please & tonks."

Kerisha gets up & walks to the elevator, as she's walking she realizes har Pum Pum wet up like it come from Avatar's Water Tribe. As the elevator door closes, she takes a deep sigh while smiling yet slightly embarrassed & blurts out "Poopa Jesus".

Kerisha calls Carlene & tells her to meet her by the car rather than downstairs for the conference.

"Girl, wham? Yuh H'Alright?" said Carlene as Kerisha approached the car.

"Yeah mi good but girllllll, Fuck mi never woulda realize Ah so Blacka Grey sexy, di man offer mi one promotion & di whole time mi Pum Pum ah look ah H'Ard Bumboclot Fuck" said Kerisha

Carlene laughed then replied "Girl, listen mi, Blacka is not ah guy yuh seriously pursue or tek seriously. As good as him look, tek yuh promotion & live yuh life."

"Tek seriously? No suh, only ting mi wan' seriously tek is Blacka inna mi Pum Pum. Bitch, I couldn't even H'accept di job pon di spot true seh mi pussy did ah leak like ah album before release date" said Kerisha

They both returned to the building & proceeded to enter the auditorium where the conference was starting to begin. After a hour of speaking to his employees, Blacka concluded the conference & gave everyone a half day.

On his way out, Blacka told Kerisha he'd be expecting a female (cause bad man Nuh receive or deal wid H'email) from her sometime this week with her decision.

- Marty Luciano
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