Reem Corner: When You Think About It Pt. 1...

#ReemTwitter has taken an extended vacation from the Matrix (Yes, it's true you can escape) but over here in À La Mode's Judgement Free Zone this segment known as "Reem Corner" will bring to you the thoughts of Reem.

Disclaimer: The thoughts expressed by Reem & #ReemTwitter are in no way a direct reflection or representation of myself, I'm no savage.

When You Think About It...

• A woman's car is just her purse with 4 wheels.
• Jesus had to have been an arrogant asshole to only have 12 disciples.
• If Jay-z was really dicking Beyonce down, she would be washed up by now.
• No Nigga really wants to pay a toll to just chill with you, nobody is ever that damn fine.
• An analysts views on your team is less valuable than the views on your team from your barbershop. 
• Bill Clinton watches "Scandal" with that "Yeah, I did that" face.
• You've never been to a party/event where a chick hasn't lost something that belongs to her.
• Nobody ever pays attention to the magnets/things on the fridge until there is no food in the house.
• Jordan Brand = Apple products.
• The express lines are usually the longest.

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