2013's Top 3 Coons - #1 Plies

YoW, Plies has been an A1 Certified Coon from day one but his Coon levels reached Super Saiyan potential about a year ago just from Twitter alone. Plies has been gracing our timelines with beautiful urban gems on Ratchetas, relationships & sex. If his Coon was ever in question & you're unsure why he's Greater than Gucci Mane & Adrien Broner as a Top Coon let's remember that Plies is the same person who purchased a Platinum Iron Pendant chain & if that wasn't enough this year he placed a Trayvon Martin chain on his neck to pay homage to his family because a foundation or charity obviously wouldn't be good enough. Plies recently bought a 7 Kilogram chain, a chain with 7 Kilos worth of Gold my Guy, which is alledgedly the biggest Gold chain ever made. Take a look below at some of Plies' words of wisdom & try not to overdose on the Coonunism. Salute to this Coon.

The Cooninci Code

Plies was only concerned with the festives of the vagina for Oct. 30th & let all men know to make love to their women on payday.

Plies let Congress know that their shutdown simply couldn't stop the streets.
Plies with a gem from the depths of the Earth's surface then a simple Valentine's Day request.
Sometimes you have to let women know you care about their feelings to enhance performance.
Plies teaching us how to be faithful & how to not catch feelings.
Knowledge needed to avoid situations of 7days7nights photos in her crib.

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