Pick Up a Pen: Lil' Wayne

*Clears throat*Eh em...The last time I had to tell someone to "Pick Up a Pen" it was Onika, so why not make the second person to be featured in this column be the guy she looks up to and wants to be Lil' Wayne. Lil' Wayne was always one of those people who prided themselves on not writing lyrics down, and "Freestyling", sadly people brag about this. This generation doesn't even know the difference between "Freestyling" & "Going off the Head", pick a pen up and stop wasting your engineers time punching in 2 or 3 bars at a time trying to "Freestyle". It also seems that no one wants to do or say it, so I'll take the time out of my day to get Lil' Wayne up out of the vicinity. Lil' Wayne makes sure he annoys everyone who listens to his features on tracks with dumb, farfetched, idiotic metaphors & phrases, it is about time that we call a timeout or put the Ron Artest elbow to use to escort Mr.Carter out of the paint. Here is a short list of some of the most heinous, and short bus retarded bars Wayne has put down on mp3 format as of late for us to suffer, as you go through this list you will notice that this man clearly has ZERO respect for our eardrums.

"Bitch I'm King Kong...I eat her ice cream, she eat my ice cream cone"... - "Take it to the Head" x Dj Khaled
"Met a female dragon, had a fire conversation"... - "HYFR" x Drake
"I don't drink champagne, it makes my stomach hurt"... - "Bill Gates" SHUT UP Wayne
"All about my riches...My name should be Richard"... - "Blunt Blowin'"
"All hail Weezy...Call it bad weather"... - "Blunt Blowin'"
"I'm twisted...Door knob"... - "Motto" x Drake
"It's them red women that my red eyes on...I get at red at red.com"... - "Red Bone Girl" x Eric Benot
"She knows my dick...She call that Nigga Richard"... - "Faded" x Tyga
"Turn you to a vegetable like you lying in soup"... - "Miss Me" x Drake
"You faker than some titties...You get titty f*cked"... - "Intro"
"Don't f*ck up with Wayne, cause when it Wayne's it pours"... - "How to Hate"
"Weezy F. Baby & the F is for __________" ALL of those lines...Retire it & SHUT UP Wayne...
"Swagger down pat...Call that sh*t Patricia"... - "6 Foot 7" Really Wayne!? Like, seriously...
"Weezy F Baby & the F is for Fill in the Blanks & I say shout out Mack Maine back yard bully & the weed purple like black girl p*ssy"... - "Bang" x Nicki Minaj
"Almost drowned in her p*ssy...So I swam to her butt"... - "The Motto" x Drake